The vampire's guide to hot girl decay. A comedy so raw, so sexy, so deranged it'll make you rethink your skincare routine.A woman (sometimes funny) and her vampire (kills every night) join forces to face humanity's biggest horror... ageing.It's a laugh-out-loud, youth-obsessed fever dream with a finale so cathartic you might just forgive your own laugh lines. Chaos, carnage and unhinged energy collide in a show that'll make you wonder if you should get bangs or start a cult... or both.Think The Mighty Boosh does The Substance… sort of.'The Midsommar of stand-up' HorrorObsessive